What is Nostradumbass?
1.
A person who has amazing, Nostradamus-like powers of stupidity. One with the ability to foretell the obvious future.
Nostradumbass: "Dude, I think we might be about to get hit with a piano."
Simplicio: "No shit, Nostradumbass, RUN!!!"
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2.
Referring to Nostradamus who, in ancient times did much predicting of the future.
Nostradumbass would be someone who thinks they can predict the future, but is too much of a dumbass to get it right.
Him: I predict that the sky will fall tomorrow!
Her: Whatever, Nostradumbass!
3.
1) The self proclaimed prophet ov sorts whom is most famously noted for predicting the supposed second coming ov Jesus to "the forgotten land ov Chicago when his vast collection ov pornography is exhausted by the great Deepthroat Lord Krakow's return to heaven to avenge Tom Hanks".
"Did you see that special on the history channel about Nostradumbass? Man that dude was buff."
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4.
1. Someone who makes foolish predictions of future events that are cleary unlikely to come true.
2. Someone who is unable to reasonably assess the direction of a given situation.
1. Gary: "I reckon England will win the world cup in 2006... it'll be great". Dave: "Nice prediction nostradumbass"
2. "You didn't see that one coming nostradumbass!"
5.
1.Someone who states the obvious.
2. An annoying know it all dumbass.
3. Windbag who thinks they have a vast knowledge, but really doesn't know much about anything, but has to state SOMETHING.
"All man, it's raining out"
meanwhile you've both been standing in it for a full minute.
"no shit nostradumbass!"
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6.
He has the amazing ability to see up his own butt.
Yup he can just pop his head up in there and take a look all around.
see also head-up-ass-itus
some idiot: it's 4:00 right now and in a half hour it'll be 4:30
me: Wow Nostradumbass , did you figure that out all on your own by sticking your head up your own butt and looking around?
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