Not A Father's Day

What is Not A Father's Day?

1.

A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"

First Lady: I'm not pregnant!

President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!

See not, a, day, how, i, met, your, mother, sex, president, holiday
85

Random Words:

The Masque Of The Red Death
1. A story written by Edgar Allan Poe. "The Red Death had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hi..
Read more
Qq2
1. Internet slang used to signify a closing of a conversation topic John: I like Parmesan cheese the best Mike: I prefer Cheddar, myself ..
Read more
Vegan-vampire
1. A vampire who drinks tomato juice. Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks? Vampire 2: No thanks; I&apo..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free