Not A Father's Day

What is Not A Father's Day?

1.

A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"

First Lady: I'm not pregnant!

President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!

See not, a, day, how, i, met, your, mother, sex, president, holiday
85

Random Words:

La Chota
1. Argentine slang for dick, cock. Used mostly when trying to make a point of distaste. Le enchufe la chota hasta la manija! (I shove her ..
Read more
Key Pocket
1. The pocket that one places one's keys in when leaving the house or apartment with too much stuff. The key pocket is the pocket in y..
Read more
Veterano
1. Chicano for "veteran". A retired or current gangbanger with experience. "That fool Jose is an O.G. Veterano." Se..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free