Not A Father's Day

What is Not A Father's Day?

1.

A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"

First Lady: I'm not pregnant!

President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!

See not, a, day, how, i, met, your, mother, sex, president, holiday
85

Random Words:

Zampino
1. When you are having sex with a girl then ejaculate on her ear. You proceed to slap her across the face so that it splatters everywhere...
Read more
Rich Punch
1. A tall handsome man with pretty eyes who likes to view incest porn, lie, cheat and has pedophiliac tendencies. Can be found hanging out ..
Read more
Analdrive
1. analdrive - To have deep feelings to have mad anal sex. Britney Spears Loves anal because her analdrive is at the max...
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free