Not A Father's Day

What is Not A Father's Day?

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A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"

First Lady: I'm not pregnant!

President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!

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