What is Not A Father's Day?
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A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"
First Lady: I'm not pregnant!
President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!
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not paying attention/ dazed off
"You're out to lunch"
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Drunk, intoxicated, plastered, wasted, etc.
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