Not A Father's Day

What is Not A Father's Day?

1.

A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"

First Lady: I'm not pregnant!

President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!

See not, a, day, how, i, met, your, mother, sex, president, holiday
85

Random Words:

Lemmegit
1. To ask to receive, awesome, an action, event, thing so incredible that you must have it for your own even if it is not obtainable physic..
Read more
Mama's Family
1. Mama's Family is an extremely underrated, yet extremely funny and campy sit com that ran from 1983-1990. The first 2 Seasons were o..
Read more
Imesh
1. a crapy peer to peer download center, its not even close to limewire. Imesh is even shitier than kazza 2. A short lived P2Pprogram. ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free