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n. Times that never were.
Person #1: "I wonder why sometimes the toilet paper has crap on it after I wipe and sometimes it doesn&a..
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A simple way to cover yourself when you accidentally swear infront of your mother.
"the patriots are losing"
"Fuck..cry..
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A hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar substitute.
e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a..