What is Not Bikini Ready?
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This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.
When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!
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Fat women dancing like large hoofed mammals.
Sally was ungulating for a bucket of fried chicken and a ride home.
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(verb) To shit accidentally while attempting to fart.
(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.
I had to rush home from..
