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A best mate who lies to your face and to rub salt in the wound, calls YOU a rat !
Roi: Oi what nationality are you?
Pippy: Afghan
Roi..
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shagging the shitter out of a whole population of people, male or female.
"I was flange conquering lancashire, now i have AIDs!&q..
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Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:
Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as..