Not In My Book

What is Not In My Book?


1.

1) that is not true, according to my morals, principles, and beliefs

2) in a place other than the bound collection of literature that belongs to me or rests in my hand

1)

Cop: "Oh man, what a hard day of busting drug dealers it's been. A big fat Jwould really hit the spot right now. Can I borrow some papers?"

Your square ass: "Isn't that...um...illegal? Smoking marijuana, I mean?"

Cop: "Not in my book. Bitch."

2)

"Damn, a playareally needs to take a piss after those 10 beers I just had. Over here would be a good spot."

"Oh shit!!!! Not in my book!!!"

"Whoops, sorry about that."

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