Not Jewish

What is Not Jewish?


1.

(not JEW-ish) adjective. the catch all phrase used between Yids to classify someone who is Catholic, Protestant, Baptist, Methodist, Athiest, Muslim, etc.

Rose: So, tell me about your lovely friend Sue.

Eugene: What's to tell?

Rose: Well, does she go to Beth Israel Temple?

Eugene: No. She's not Jewish.

Rose: Oy. My heart.


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