Not On Mah Burfday

What is Not On Mah Burfday?

An expression said When something bad almost happens, but it is avoided

Dude 1: "That bird almost shit on you!"

Dude 2: "Not on mah burfday!"

See not, on, mah, burfday, my, birthday

Zaslap

1. When you take a piece of "za" and slap the shit outta someone. Joey zaslapped that smirk right off zach's face. I'..

V-mail

1. Short for Voice Mail. Kinda like E-Mail, but with voice.... Hey, I left you a V-Mail yesterday, why the hell didn't you call me ba..

Double-clicking The Mouse

1. female masterbation; rubbing clitoris for pleasure and/or orgasm I can only reach orgasm by Double-Clicking the Mouse. See female mast..

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