Not On Mah Burfday

What is Not On Mah Burfday?


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An expression said When something bad almost happens, but it is avoided

Dude 1: "That bird almost shit on you!"

Dude 2: "Not on mah burfday!"

See not, on, mah, burfday, my, birthday


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