Not On Your Nelly

What is Not On Your Nelly?


1.

cockney rhyming slang for not on your life. nelly rhymes with smelly, which leads to smelly breath, breath leads to breathing to keep alive, leading to not on your life.

Martin: 'will you stroke my furry badger?'

Jon: 'Not on your nelly!'

2.

A term (predominately Scottish) meaning "not likely" or "Fuck off home, you hairy gay"

Oli: Heard i get to jump in your eye today...

Scott: Not on your nelly!

See LordBlunkey


72

Random Words:

1. THE BIGGEST RIVAL OF RIDGE HIGH SCHOOL and they suck at sports!!! dude, ridge is gonna cream IMMACULATA in all sports!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..
1. 1.chillin/vibin; at peace in the moment. 2.calming your nerves by sex. 1.teresa: omg! that dumb broad of a teacher needz to chill out ..
1. A big chested girl that just makes you want to bust a nut on her inviting cleavage. Damn, look at the rack on that booby beth. 2. Pha..