What is Not On Your Nelly?
1.
cockney rhyming slang for not on your life. nelly rhymes with smelly, which leads to smelly breath, breath leads to breathing to keep alive, leading to not on your life.
Martin: 'will you stroke my furry badger?'
Jon: 'Not on your nelly!'
2.
A term (predominately Scottish) meaning "not likely" or "Fuck off home, you hairy gay"
Oli: Heard i get to jump in your eye today...
Scott: Not on your nelly!
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The process of withdrawing during the act of fellatio, when climax is realized, and inserting the head of the penis into the nasal canal..
