What is Not Pimpin?
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You know you are NOT pimpin if:
- You got 2 sweat patches up under yo arms and look like youve been swimmin in shoulder height water
- if you smell like you been at work all day
- if you see have ash around the knuckles, like you washed half of your hands and lotion three quarters of yo body
- if you're spinnin rims spin counter clockwise
- if you are dancin on the dancefloor and you look to your left and your right and there is not a woman in sight
- if your vodka and cranberry is really really dark,
like blood, that's because you didn't order vodka buddy
that's why it's $3 a glass
- you are a nigga with white socks
- if your shoes have a buckle on them
You are most likely not pimpin
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