Not Quite Chris

What is Not Quite Chris?


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Freakin' awesome ska band originated in Pennington, NJ. Holding true to the ska-core sound, they give a new, fresh sound to the scene. Check them out at NotQuiteChris.

Damn, Not Quite Chris is a bitchin' ska band, I wish I could get my hands on that trumpet player named Chris.


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