Not Quite Porn

What is Not Quite Porn?

1.

Pornographic intended material thatisn't arousing to most people at all, nor is it part of a sickening fetish. It just makes most viewers indifferent.

Lego porn is not quite porn.

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Porn, but not quite.

Guy 1: Hey, that's porn!

Guy 2: No, not quite. Asshat.

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