What is Not The Sharpest Pencil In The Drawer?
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a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence
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Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
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A very obvious lie regarding a sexual encounter with a girl, usually said in a posh English accent from the 19th century
Boy: I fucked ..