Not Verizon

What is Not Verizon?


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After the great telecom merger of 2005/2006, to combat the voice over ip menace brought forth by the cable companies, one company made up of parts from Southwestern Bell, Bell South, and AT&T emerged controlling 85% of all telephone lines in the USA. This leaves only 2 telephone companies in america, Verizon, and NOT Verizon. The name was chosen for simplicity sake, as now everybody knows what company your talking about.

I just upgraded my DSL package.

Oh? Whos your provider.

South western.... no they changed their name to AT&T... and bought Bell... I forget?

Oh, you mean NOT Verizon. Ya i saw that package, looks good.

See verizon, sbc, at&t


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