What is Not With A Stolen Dick And Someone Else Pushing?


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A woman that is just plan ugly

Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?

Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

See fugly, ugly, stolen, rusty robot, wounded pigeon


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