Not You

What is Not You?


1.

either the most humiliating, or most relieving two words in the human language.

Girl: "There's this really cute guy i like in my third hour class."

Guy **looks hopeful**

Girl: "Not you."

Guy: "I CANNOT STAND THAT WOMAN!"

Girl **looks hurt**

Guy: "Not you."

See me, you, i, u


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