Not You

What is Not You?

either the most humiliating, or most relieving two words in the human language.

Girl: "There's this really cute guy i like in my third hour class."

Guy **looks hopeful**

Girl: "Not you."

Guy: "I CANNOT STAND THAT WOMAN!"

Girl **looks hurt**

Guy: "Not you."

See me, you, i, u

30 Reasons A Girl Should Call It A Night

1. 1. You have absolutely no idea where your friends are. 2. You have absolutely no idea where your car is... wait did you bring your car?..

Uhbama

1. A fitting nickname for presidential hopeful Barack Hussein Obama: due to his many utterances of the interjection “uh.” Mister Uhbama: ..

Totally Nowhere

1. When something (keys, clothes, etc.) is lost for all eternity Man I can't find the gift certificates, I like looked every where pl..

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