Notamatch

What is Notamatch?


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Most of the people that are supposed to be your match on match.

Millions of folks on dating "services" world-wide.

95% of the women within a 10 mile radius of my house.

How did your date go with that chick from Match? Definitely notamatch...she didn't look anything like her picture and is like 52 years old instead of 36.


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