Notebook Edit Meaning

1.

The "professional" name for a laptop.

Normal person: I'll just take my laptop outside and....

PC obsessed nutter: It's called a notebook, fucking n00b!

Normal person: Congratulations on being a dick.

See notebook, laptop, pc, computer, portable

2.

lots of pieces of paper that are bound together by a wire or glue. It's cool

I'm going to write in my notebook today!!

3.

"Notebook", is the term you use to refer to a LAPTOP computer if you are:

A) A 9 year old girl that likes Bratz dolls.

B) A fucking tool of Dell & Microsoft.

C) n00b

If we start calling certain computers notebooks that leads to grammatical ambiguity.

Customer: Hi, I like to buy a notebook.

Clerk: Okay, would you like a $5 or $500 model?

It's a stupid nickname created by retards who decided to major in marketing during college becuase they wanted to spend the majority of their time getting wasted.

See computer, pc, laptop, tablet, pda

4.

The new word for "laptop". Probably used because corporate swines want to avoid lawsuits when someone's bollocks get toasted off - "notebooks" do tend to get pretty hot, yet the name doesn't insinuate that you put it on your lap, unlike laptop.

The progression of technology can be a curse. This new "notebook" is so hot, I can't even use it on my lap for twenty minutes without feeling ill.

See laptop, notebook, windows, computer, heat, hot, illness

5.

a portable computer that gets to hot to put on your lap, so it mainly stays off your lap, like on the table or somethin' like that. mostly gaming notebooks

person 1: i just got a gaming notebook today :)

person 2: don't u mean laptop?

person 1: no i can't put it on my lap, it will burn my lap alive while playing a game! especially crysis!

person 2: ya, don't burn yourself now.. XD

See notebook, difference, laptop, gaming, computer, lap, burn, hot, crysis

6.

The act of notebooking someone is when you invite a lady over, expecting to get some "action", and watch the movie The Notebook. When she tells you that she would like to watch the movie when you try to make out with her, you whip out your fuck stick and start roughing up the suspect. Finish by shooting off your load onto her face and telling her to leave the house, regardless of the house is yours or hers.

I went to Holly's house thinking I would get some action but she just wanted to watch the movie...so I notebooked her.

See note, book, notebook, jovial, fun

7.

codename for any type of gum that has 5% or less gum per volume

Most domestic and imported beers, bacardi silver, smirnoff ice, and mike's lemonade.