Notepad

What is Notepad?


1.

America's favorite program for:

HTML editing/writing C++ code/writing scripts of various types/writing english reports/writing a list of credit card numbers.

That program notepad is so powerful that it gave me several cancerous tumors in my testicles and eyelids.

2.

A simple word processing application that can somehow open any file format imaginable.

Notepad opens EVERYTHING.

See note, pad, typing, microsoft, windows

3.

a bizzare sexual organ developed by certain cults around west yorkshire it comprises of a small flap of skin resembling a 'post it' note, this ca be rolled up to be shoved inside a woman/man (whatever takes your fancy), have a slit cut in it to become a vagina or rubbed as a weird way of masturbation

first guy:he has a notepad

second guy:he's called daryl

both:hah hah hah hah hah

both:big headed bastard!

4.

Dear mom, II have decided that suicide is the best thing....

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5.

The weakest text editor ever created. No one but a moron would use it because it only runs on MicrosoftWindows.

Any lamerz that think Notepad is worth a shit should be hung by their toenails.


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