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To shag an ugly, fat, twat of a lass coz your mate fancies her fit friend.
Mark: "Where are you going Dave?"
Dave: "See..
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A morbid fear of failure. Should be used on occupational sick-leave forms.
Unfortunately my brother can't function in normal soci..
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When instead of crossing the street in a straight fashion, you cross in a diagonal fashion, like how some of the crosswalks in Europe ar..