What is Nothing's Wrong?
1.
What your girlfriend says just before she rips your head off.
Jim: What's wrong, babe?
Sue: Nothing's wrong.
Jim: Oh, ok, then...
Sue: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT OUR ANNIVERSARY, YOU STUPID PIG!!! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR CRAP! EITHER YOU'RE GOING TO APPRECIATE ME, OR I'M OUT THE DOOR!
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