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A salty penis or phallic expression.
After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..
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(noun) Euphemism for a somewhat intimidating looking vagina, especially one with curved pedipalpical hook-shaped teeth and an Ozzy Osbor..
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(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.
Some fucker sideswiped ..
