What is Notiphobia?
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Fear of notifications. May be acute due to ones persona or situation but more often than not can become chronic. It particular applies to social networking sites that offer notifications but may apply to life in general as fear of being told anything.
My emails are accumulating but I am too lazy to delete them just in case they say something important. Maybe I have acute Notiphobia.
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Random Words:
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To give a blow job, usually while talking in tongues.
Get on your knees and speak russian
See fellatio, oral sex, head, going down..
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person in question has just been knocked up, but does not know this yet.
Shirly: I have abdomenal pain.
Matt: Bietch, you're preg..
