What is Notiphobia?
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Fear of notifications. May be acute due to ones persona or situation but more often than not can become chronic. It particular applies to social networking sites that offer notifications but may apply to life in general as fear of being told anything.
My emails are accumulating but I am too lazy to delete them just in case they say something important. Maybe I have acute Notiphobia.
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Being interupted during sex - as in, 'half way there...'.
"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged..
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the little nubbins that appear after i bang out my girlfriend when i'm krunked.
yo, i woke up the other day to find vag crumbs all..
