Notjitsu

What is Notjitsu?


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The dark art of Internet Fighting. The technique of claiming great feats of wealth, intelligence, strength, and sexual prowess on internet forums despite not actually having wealth, intelligence, strength, or sex. This is done to one up fellow internet users and claim a position of dominance over them and hopefully garner yourself much deserved attention.

You can bench 600 pounds eh? You must study Notjitsu.

See lying, interwebs, l33t


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