No1tvman

What is No1tvman?

Tickling a loved one's asshole with a feather until they lose all bowel and bladder control.

Ted no1tvmaned his girlfriend good last night, but there was a terrible mess to clean up the next morning.

Hatchet Wound

1. A pussy that resembles a hatchet wound, often with wide, split lips, and plenty of color to boot. See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bea..

Patio Pisser

1. white trainers worn by chav gorms He had to buy new white trainers cos his old ones were stained (!!!!!!!) - some people never figure o..

Indignorant

1. Describes a person who is both indignant and ignorant. Most commmonly becoming defensive and indignant when confronted about their ignor..

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