No1tvman

What is No1tvman?

Tickling a loved one's asshole with a feather until they lose all bowel and bladder control.

Ted no1tvmaned his girlfriend good last night, but there was a terrible mess to clean up the next morning.

Banker's Hours

1. Working or being open for the shortest and most inconvenient amount of time (~10am-4pm). Also includes a long lunch break and every pos..

Nairobbery

1. nickname for the capital of kenya, nairobi. thus named because of the extremely high crime rate. tourists need to watch out or risk bein..

Yerbing

1. Yerbing-to talk utter bollox when under the influence of cheap wine whilst in exile on Frankish shores. The true master will draw on som..

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