What is Nought To Semi?
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The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis
*DAMN! I went Nought to
semi in 2.4!
*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!
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