Nourishad Edit Meaning

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Nourishad is a multifaceted word. It can be defined as engaging in the act of providing LB (nutrient broth) in the form of human contact with Parsa, at which point the obligate parasite (note the similarity between Parsa and Parasite) latches on emotionally, but much more significantly, physically through binary fission. Also, a term used synonymously with giving up on kids who lack the ability to play the guitar in an Arash Lessantiz manner. Furthermore, to get nourishaded is to get ripped off at multiple car maintanence locations (most specifically, Jiffy Lube) and also refers to the act of putting expensive synthetic oil in a car which is more than a decade old. Most generally, to pull a nourishad is to make your AP biology teacher your husband and then to engage in homosexual acts and have the "husband" notice and comment at the evident homosexuality in the act commited. Such acts include dancing, burping, and making homosexual comments in reference to husbands. In connection to this, pulling a nourishad also entails going to Express with a woman and coming home looking like a cowboy with a significant weight decrease in your wallet

stop being such a nourishad and inviting payom to stay over at your house, you know he is just going to pull a parsa.

Dude you went to Jiffy Lube and they charged you 100 dollars for an oil change... u didnt get lubed, you get nourishaded

why are you pulling a nourishad on me because i can't play master of puppets, u bustard guy.

you pulled a nourishad with julie, you look like a cowboy and ur mad that you didnt get hit on by another man.