What is Novelty Fuck?
1.
To have sex with a person because of a feature they possess. You would probably not have sex with this person if they did not have this feature.
Possible Features:
Disfigurement (Missing a finger to Quadriplegic)
Size (Anorexic to Michelin Man)
Relation to someone (Celebrities cousin to an asshole high school band directors daughter)
Body Modifications (Tongue Ring to Gauged Anus)
"Wait you fucked Susan?!"
"Yeah man?"
"Why the hell did you do that? She is missing her right arm!"
"Novelty fuck!"
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Random Words:
1.
Someone imbued with a sense of duty to draw the attention of purveyors of food not to use too much salt.
Deriv. NaCl (salt) + activist
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