November 14

What is November 14?


1.

The unfortunate birthday that happens to fall exactly 9 months after Valentine's day.

Kelly: Hey, you know what's weird?

Me: What?

Kelly: November 14th is exactly 9 months after Valentine's day. Hey, isn't that your birthday?

Me: crap.

See valentine, valentine's day, november, valentines


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