November

What is November?


1.

The month in which the most babies are born. And which, by chance, is exactly nine months after February.

Example should include the word "November". I don't have an example.

See valentine's day, february, babies, nine, pregnancy

2.

The best month of the year! Snow, getting ready for Christmas, celebrating thanksgiving & havin thanksgiving break!

November rocs my socs.

See thanksgiving, snow, break

3.

The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar.

Its hard to hold a candle in the cold November Rain.

See cold, wet, shiny, sparkly

4.

The month in which the sexiest people are born (especially since most were concieved in february-the month of love-9 months earlier)

She is so hot, she was clearly born in November.

See scorpio, bubbles, november 3rd, twaffle

5.

The month following October in which Americans celebrate Thanksgiving.

Boy: When is Thanksgiving, dad?

Dad: It's in November, son.

Boy: What month are we in now?

Dad: October.

Boy: So next month is Thanksgiving?

Dad: Correct.

See november, thanksgiving, american, october

6.

A month following October and preceding December, in which whose rain it is hard to hold a candle in, and which spawned a monster.

Thanksgiving is in November. It's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain. One November spawned a monster in the shape of this child.

See october, december, rain, monster

7.

One of the most unpopular, unloved months, especially in temperate zones. Nearly every bit of flora and fauna has died or is hibernating. A dreary world of grey and brown. Darkness comes early, but the coziness of Christmastime is yet far away.

No sun--no moon!

No morn--no noon!

No dawn--no dusk--no proper time of day--

No sky--no earthly view--

No distance looking blue--

No road--no street--no "t'other side this way"--

No end to any Row--

No indications where the Crescents go--

No top to any steeple--

No recognitions of familiar people--

No courtesies for showing 'em--

No knowing 'em!

No traveling at all--no locomotion--

No inkling of the way--no notion--

"No go" by land or ocean--

No mail--no post--

No news from any foreign coast--

No Park, no Ring, no afternoon gentility--

No company--no nobility--

No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease,

No comfortable feel in any member--

No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees,

No fruits, no flowers

, no leaves, no birds--

November!

--Thomas Hood, 1829

See november, dark, dreary


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