What is November?
1.
The month in which the most babies are born. And which, by chance, is exactly nine months after February.
Example should include the word "November". I don't have an example.
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2.
The best month of the year! Snow, getting ready for Christmas, celebrating thanksgiving & havin thanksgiving break!
November rocs my socs.
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3.
The most popular form of
Its hard to hold a candle in the cold November Rain.
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4.
The month in which the sexiest people are born (especially since most were concieved in february-the month of love-9 months earlier)
She is so hot, she was clearly born in November.
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5.
The month following October in which Americans celebrate Thanksgiving.
Boy: When is Thanksgiving, dad?
Dad: It's in November, son.
Boy: What month are we in now?
Dad: October.
Boy: So next month is Thanksgiving?
Dad: Correct.
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6.
A month following October and preceding December, in which whose rain it is hard to hold a candle in, and which spawned a monster.
Thanksgiving is in November. It's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain. One November spawned a monster in the shape of this child.
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7.
One of the most unpopular, unloved months, especially in temperate zones. Nearly every bit of flora and fauna has died or is hibernating. A dreary world of grey and brown. Darkness comes early, but the coziness of Christmastime is yet far away.
No sun--no moon!
No morn--no noon!
No dawn--no dusk--no proper time of day--
No sky--no earthly view--
No distance looking blue--
No road--no street--no "t'other side this way"--
No end to any Row--
No indications where the Crescents go--
No top to any steeple--
No recognitions of familiar people--
No courtesies for showing 'em--
No knowing 'em!
No traveling at all--no locomotion--
No inkling of the way--no notion--
"No go" by land or ocean--
No mail--no post--
No news from any foreign coast--
No Park, no Ring, no afternoon gentility--
No company--no nobility--
No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease,
No comfortable feel in any member--
No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees,
No fruits, no flowers
, no leaves, no birds--
November!
--Thomas Hood, 1829
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