Nowata

What is Nowata?


1.

A small town in north eastern Oklahoma where old folks come to retire and fight over frivolous matters, including but not limited to:

1. Who has the rights to the water tower's roof for the television station,

2. Who is and isn't allowed to establish a business which leads to the growth and development of the town,

3. Who is and isn't in control of a section of approximately 3 feet of city "street".

If you're 25 and younger:

"Hey, let's get the hell out of here!"

If you're older than 25:

"Hey, let's buy a car that costs more than the trailer we're living in!"

If you make bad jokes:

"Nowata - they must not have a lot of water..."

See economic depression, old people, tulsa


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