No-xplode Dick

What is No-xplode Dick?


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no-xplode dick (noun) - penial disfunction due to blood flow to other regions of the body; due to using the product "no-xplode" which in turn limits the flow of blood to the groinal region and distributing it to other areas of the body. The groinal swelling of blood returns 10 minutes later after you inform your sexual partner that she is not doing her job correctly

Johhny had no-xplode dick, o wait he had whiskey dick which is a little more embarressing because you can't get it up at all


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