What is Noyes?
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1.)Noyes: Adj. Noun.
An individual who is overwhelmed by a insurmountable excess of gayness, often physically manifesting itself in those individuals who are born of Anglo-Saxon decent. The gayness of the "Noyes" can be latent in the individual for many years and only truly reveal itself until the later years of the individual's adolescence. One can tell when an individual has been stricken with the "Noyes syndrome" or what we refer to simply as a "Noyes" when said individual begins to exhibit spontaneous and flamboyant acts of gayness. Such actions include loud, rash behaviour, "spooning" with other men, and downright blunt gayness. Also, a Noyes will often try to compensate for his Noyes syndrome by sporadically courting or "macking" on several different girls at once, usually while under the influence of alcohol, but not committing to the night. This is an obvious defense mechanism and should be seen as nothing more than that. If you are to encounter a Noyes the best thing to do is stay dressed in as much clothing as possible (especially the males) and get as far away from him as possible. Although the Noyes is not contagious, it is deadly.
Girl: I really loved him, but he turned out to be a Noyes
Doctor: I'm sorry mam, your son has the Noyes
Bro: Dude I passed out and when I woke up this guy was spooing me, do you think he is a Noyes?
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