What is Noyfriend?
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A not-boyfriend. A boy who'll spend all his free time with a girl, shag her loads, say lovely things to her, even go on holiday with her - but then vociferously deny that anything is going on between them, even though it appears to the outside world as if they've having a relationship.
N.B. Girls can also do this to boys, but it seems to be more common the other way round.
"So what's going on with Jim and Becca then? Are they going out?"
"Well - when they're out in public he'll pretend he's not with her, so he can scope out other girls, but they spend all their time together, and it's obvious they really like each other. He's totally noyfriending her."
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1) a rare disease in pigs who eat their own vomit and then poop it back out in neon colors.
2)the word that replaces "pig" in..
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As one masterbaits to religious figures.
There he goes again, in his room pulling an indesent angel.
See rusty trombone, dirty sanchez..
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Wrestling alter ego of Bubbles from the show Trailer Park Boys.
Julien: Bubs, we're making you a wrestling ring.
Bubbles: Fuck ..
