Nozzle

What is Nozzle?


1.

Dick

Jack is such a nozzle. He's always acting like a son-of-a-bitch!

2.

A typical young male usually suffering from delusions of adequacy.

There are more nozzles in here than at the douche factory.

See nozzle, male, man, boy, douche, hose, dick, jerk, jackass, jackhole

3.

To rub your nose against someone. Usually to show affection or to annoy those that would not want to receive affection without making oneself appear homosexual.

Casper nozzled Harry's shoulder because Casper knew it would annoy Harry.

Ollie: "Oh no Harry, you just got nozzled!"

See nose, nozzle, nozzled, annoy, affection

4.

v.t. "nozzle" is a verb which means, "to rouse another individual by inserting an object in his or her nose." Usually, this is a tactic used for waking up someone who is sleeping or who has passed out due to intoxication. Although many objects may be used to nozzle someone, the instrument of choice is a twizzler because it has maximum rigidity without the drawback of causing actual damage to the recipient's nasal cavity.

"Nozzled you my friend." Steve Butawbi (Will Ferrell) in Night at the Roxbury.

5.

A hilarious word to say when high/stoned

"Say it! Say it!" says one stoner to another,

"Nozzle!" - both start cracking up

See nozzle, high, stoned, hilarious

6.

Nostril, Nose, Nozzle.

GOD! he has a huge nozzle, I could fit my head inside.

7.

A commonly used slang term that describes an appliance with the capability of shooting water into a tub or sink.

Or

A word shouted by tall skinny people in times of extreme confusion

"Wow, that nozzle is huge!"

Tall and skinny person 1: Whats going on?

Tall and skinny person 2: NOZZLE!!!

See hose, pipe, tall, skinny


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