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When you bring a date home with the expectation of sex but end up, instead, with a swift kick to the crotch.
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things that we think are at the end of your shoe laces, they are great they stop your shoes laces from going poopy!
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Eating breakfast on a mirror is a drug refrence, it means taking coicane when you have just woke up.
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