What is N.p.g.m.f.?
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No Pussy Gettin Mother Fucker
Tom spends all his spare time playing world of warcraft after a long day at the local photocopying place, while on the weekends he occasionally enjoys the local comic convention. Tom is such an N.P.G.M.F. that if a girl asked him if she could wet his whistle back at his place, he would think she was tryin to buy him a drink and crash out.
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Male Masturbation
The act of stroking one's own penis.
My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.
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