Npr Edit Meaning

1.

Excellent non-profit source of news and entertainment, accused of having liberal bias but in fact the most objective and honest media source available.

Bill O'Reilly says NPR sucks up government money, but in fact they get about 2% of their money from uncle same, what a fucktard.

2%! Are you kidding me, that's like, 5 more subscribers they would need to survive....

See BrockStar

2.

After bowel movement at time of wiping: no marks left on toilet tissue. Acronym for "No Paper Required".

"Beautiful!. It's always the same after a few pints of stout: comes out like it's in a bag, tapered at both ends, silky, smooth and NPR."

See npr, no, paper, required, poo, shit, smear, toilet, clean, turd, shite, faeces, pooh, caca, dump, fart, shart

3.

National Peoplesrepublic Radio. Taxpayer- and corporate-funded radio network which leans almost as far to the left as Amy Goodwin. Regular commentators have included the late Michael Harrington, founder of Democratic Socialists of America.

"I watched the Brit Hume show on Fox News last night, and two of the panelists were from NPR. But everyone says Fox is biased to the right!"

"It is. If Fox really wanted to be fair, all of their panelists would be from NPR."

See liberal media, liberal bias, propaganda

4.

One of the few truly independent news outlets in the USA. Arrogant right wing opinion mongers hate their balanced approach as there is no "agenda" to appease.

Rush: Where'd you get that in-depth understanding of a complicated issue?

Me: I heard it debated on NPR. Honorable people on both sides of the issue disagree.

Rush: Bah! They're all liberal degenerates.

Me: No, they're just free from conservative bias.

See modnar

5.

NPR= National Propaganda Radio.

The left wing newsradio for sheep.

Today on NPR I learned that we really need to be accepting to those what want us enilated.

6.

1. the only source of truth tucked among mendatious media conglomerates.

2.a radio station that gives republicans nightmares, hopefully.

3. station containing journalists who know their shit and also have delicately cadenced voices

"wanna watch some cnn? i haven't been lied to enough today."

"nah. got a hot date with npr."

See carolyn

7.

National Peddler's Radio.

A typical radio station that always asks or peddles for money, cars or even your body when you die.

"This is ENNN PEE ARRRGHH! National Peddler Radio"

"Hi! This is Troy McClure! You may remember me from such peddling as NPR needs money! And jerry Lewis goes bankrupt..."

See npr, public radio