What is Npva?
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Acronym for 'No Practical Vertical Application' - a term used to describe a person (usually female) whose only use to mankind is perfomed lying down... i.e. someone who's good for a shag but fuck all else.
Becky's a total NPVA - incredible body, but it's like talking to a brick wall.
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1. A homo. A butt pirate.
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Clamhawker - one who sells their vagina for sex, or is happy to sleep with any old prick.
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