What is Npva?
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Acronym for 'No Practical Vertical Application' - a term used to describe a person (usually female) whose only use to mankind is perfomed lying down... i.e. someone who's good for a shag but fuck all else.
Becky's a total NPVA - incredible body, but it's like talking to a brick wall.
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A load of Spanish chavs running towards you with their pathetic hair styles and "bum bags"..! They normally run for English pe..
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While getting head on the toilet, your fecal matter hangs from the anus due to an insufficient pressure in the rectum. Only a proper or..
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Very fucked up from substance abuse, can also be alcohol.
"That cunt is 'off his tits' in class every day."
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