N0rks Edit Meaning

1. A small oompa loompa like creature that feeds off of philosophy and coffee. I went to Starbucks only to find a Vini attacking the waitr..

1. A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet. The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012. See life, ear..

1. a slang term referring to a convict in a russian prison there were many zeks working hard labour during the Cold-War era..