What is Nrp?
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Not real person. An acronym used on web forums when a regular member tells elaborate, troll-like stories about their life. Really it's usually a fantasy of the poster and/or a way to try to make other members jealous or start a flame war.
twinkydinky says: My boyfriend fucked my sister and knocked her up. I am eight months pregnant with his child and she is pro-life. What am I going to do?
blarb says: NRP
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2.
Nice Relaxing Pooh. A Dump. A shit. To take the papers into the toilet and have a satisfying dump. ORIGIN, British wacky comedians Reeves & Mortimer interviewing model Caprice, asking her "after a busy day's photography, do you go home and have a nice relaxing pooh?"
Put my dinner in the oven dear, I'm off for an NRP
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Acronym for No Reason Party.Just like it sounds it happens for no apparent reason; but there is lots of sex and lots of beer and moderate moshing.
1:Last nights NRP gave me one hella hangover.
2:Dude.
1:Dude...
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4.
No Reason Pain
To wake up one day and have a pain for no apparent reason. Any body part can hurt without just cause.
"I had the worst NRP in my leg yesterday, but now it's gone."
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