What is Ntebs?
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It's an acronym essentially. It means needs-to-eat-breath... you know the kind of accrid, putrid, festering, gut-wrenching, rotten, smells like a small dog just shat in there, mouth odor. People need to be told about this kind of thing! Also known as
Oh please, don't lean over my workstation again and look unduly closely at my screen. Your entebs is gonna make me throw up all over my keyboard.