Ntp

What is Ntp?

1.

NTP: Non-Team Player. Someone who is selfish, inconsiderate, and refuses to take one for the team.

"Wow that fucking NTP went to pick strawberries instead of playing d&d with us"

See selfish, self-centered, lame, jackass

2.

Short for "Need to Pee". Used mostly in instant messaging.

When you need to pee really bad, it's generally good if it doesn't take that long saying it.

Charlie: What did you think about the party last night?

Mike: NTP. Brb

*minute goes by*

Mike: Bib. Party was great!

See instant messaging, pee

3.

This acronym stands for the phrase "No teeth please" inspired by those who were dissapointed after losing the corn off their cob. One should always say "NTP" right before he receives dome, saftey first!

Hey bro, last night me and mike were having a wicked time just playing uno, chillen ya know. He popped in a dave mathews cd and that's when everything got wierd. He unzippered my pants and right away i shouted "NTP BRO!!!"

See dave, mathews, bro, chillen

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