What is Nu Christian?
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1. A slang term for young Christians who pretend it's cool to be moral or act sarcastically immoral.
2. A teenage Christian who attends TEC (Teens Encounter Christ) or a Youth Group.
3. A teenager who is overly zealous about Christianity.
4. A teenager who non-satirically preaches "It's Hip To Be Square."
5. A teenager who listens to Christian music.
1. Why are these nu christians always ranting about how sweet Youth Group is?
2. Don't these nu christians realize I don't give a damn about Jars of Clay?
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1) a plastic bitch.
2) a mannequin-looking bitch that thinks she's all that but really she's just shit from the toilet.
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to dip a penis in glitter and slap your girlfriend or friend with it in an unfriendly manner.
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