Nub Armor

What is Nub Armor?


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The flap of skin that protects a womans' clitoris, designed to protect the delicate flower of womanhood from the brute bumbling force of man. The nub armor is essential in protecting a woman's greatest treasure: as there are over 200 nerve endings (we like to call them "little friends")

Oh my god, are you ok?

Yeah, the ball hit me in the nub armor!

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