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Someone who has developed a reputation for regularly using shoddy, fictitious, last-minute excuses in order to avoid social commitments...
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Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.
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Sitting down and taking a 2 hour unauthorized break.
Hey dude, I'm hung over, I'll be doing stats.
See me..