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to take a solid log of shit and freeze it in the freezer, later to be used as a short stimulation acting as a dildo.
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the two scariest things ever conceived by man. Zombies, and Clowns.
If a zombie outbreak occured at a circus, you'd be fucked. You..
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masturbating to internet pornography
sorry i didnt respond to your phonecall, i was checking emails into a sock
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