Nuclear War

What is Nuclear War?


1.

A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:

1. Struck first

2. Had more nuclear weapons

3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities

Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.

A socialist war, because everyone on the planet becomes insanely equal.

See Elitist

2.

1. The culmination of all human achievement. Inevitable. This is how we are going to go, folks. It's just a matter of time...

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1. Nuclear war is the orgasm of human existence.

See war, nuke, wonderful, fantastic, orgasm

3.

what pussies do because they are too afraid to fight hand-to-hand in conventional warfare LIKE MEN!

Instead of looking you in the eye and shooting you I will hide in a bunker and push this little red button.

4.

the whole planet gets nuked. planet fuked up. no more life.

apart from insects

in some light nuclear war would be exiting

5.

They nuke us, we nuke them. In a matter of hours, we're all dead.

6.

See: Bushreelection

North Korea, Iran, Syria

See Andy

7.

when a ranged class "E" Missle with nuklear composites are launched our dropped over any populated Areas.

did you hear? the US launched a nuklear attack against japan's Hiroshima and Nagasaki for the Pearl harbor attacks!

See Jobe


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