What is Nuke Dukem?
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When a person takes a massive dump in another persons microwave and cooks it on the highest setting until it explodes into a shitty mess or catches on fire. The Nuke Duker normally flees the scene so that when the owner of the microwave finds the evidence, they are none the wiser.
I was at my best friends house and he drank all my beer, so while he was at work, I ate everything in his fridge and then left him a Nuke Dukem.
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A plastic bag filled with human excrement thrown out of a window.  Common in undeveloped nations where toliets in houses are rare.
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A term used to get off someones dick.
Chris, get off my man's dills!
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