Num Not

What is Num Not?


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similar in pronounciation to num lock on a keyboard, num not is when you meet that annoying bitch or bastard at a party, and when they ask for your number, you give them a fake one. hense, num not.

Jill Drunk and Hideous: Can I get your number?

John: Yeah sure... here it is...

Brown: Dude, did you actually give her your number?

John: Hell no bro... I gave her the num not!

See num, not, lock, bro, fake, number


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